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What's the worst (or best) comeback?

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  1. Mouse
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    I'm just curious and I'd love to hear the situation or context that comeback would be in.

    bonus points if you thought of it
    more bonus points if you said it in time
     
  2. cplolo
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    Not my own, but my brother's:

    (At a restaurant, over a table with many guests, one of which had insulted him)

    "Is that acne on your forehead, or is it Braille for 'cunt?'"
     
  3. Mouse
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    Lmfao that's amazing.
    And tbh this made my day
     
  4. Zev
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    I had an argument with this very ignorant person and they ended up yelling "You are just so effin gay!" I responded with "Well.. takes one to know one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" my teacher overheard and just laughed because that person got all pissed and is known for being very homophobic.

    I also had more of a playful convo (not really a comeback) with a friend the other day. She called me a 'pussy' and I said "You are what you eat."

    Not one of my best/worst comebacks, but more like my recent ones. I'm pretty lame, my comebacks are like what an 8-year-old kid would say.
     
  5. Mouse
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    I would've loved to have seen the look on that person face haha, but I'm sorry that you have to be around that person in the first place.

    My friends and I joke around like that too sometimes aha, and lmao your response is perfect. I started laughing and my cat is still staring me down as I type this because it woke her up.

    My comebacks tend to be like that too, but once in a while I say one that I'm really proud of.
     
  6. PaxAeon
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    This is supposed to be an actual quote;


    Lady Nancy Astor:
    "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee."
    Winston Churchill:
    "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."
     
  7. mallory mick
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    ok im in class and this one dude is like hey yall look what i found a dyke and well just said what was in my head and i said hey yall who ordered pepproni pizza with extra greese oh wiat that just andrew and his acne
     
  8. Caiel
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    Not really a comeback but
    I have a friend who's a twin
    Twin to girltwin: "Youre ugly!"
    Me: "YOU GUYS ARE TWINS."
     
  9. Taltos
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    I was playing a game and crushed some random dude in an arena. Then he writes to me "I hate girls, why would you choose this pathetic girl character?"
    I stare at my chat... then go "Well how does it feel to be beaten by that "pathetic girl character" mate?"
    He shut up and haven't spoken yet.
     

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