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What's the worst (or best) comeback?

Discussion in 'Funny' started by Mouse, Jan 2, 2017.  |  Print Topic

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  1. Mouse
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    I'm just curious and I'd love to hear the situation or context that comeback would be in.

    bonus points if you thought of it
    more bonus points if you said it in time
     
  2. cplolo
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    Not my own, but my brother's:

    (At a restaurant, over a table with many guests, one of which had insulted him)

    "Is that acne on your forehead, or is it Braille for 'cunt?'"
     
  3. Mouse
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    Lmfao that's amazing.
    And tbh this made my day
     
  4. Zev
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    I had an argument with this very ignorant person and they ended up yelling "You are just so effin gay!" I responded with "Well.. takes one to know one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" my teacher overheard and just laughed because that person got all pissed and is known for being very homophobic.

    I also had more of a playful convo (not really a comeback) with a friend the other day. She called me a 'pussy' and I said "You are what you eat."

    Not one of my best/worst comebacks, but more like my recent ones. I'm pretty lame, my comebacks are like what an 8-year-old kid would say.
     
  5. Mouse
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    I would've loved to have seen the look on that person face haha, but I'm sorry that you have to be around that person in the first place.

    My friends and I joke around like that too sometimes aha, and lmao your response is perfect. I started laughing and my cat is still staring me down as I type this because it woke her up.

    My comebacks tend to be like that too, but once in a while I say one that I'm really proud of.
     

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