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Showerthoughts

Discussion in 'Funny' started by Platinumpearl, Oct 18, 2016.  |  Print Topic

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    I think about this a lot!
     
  2. Jaiden
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    Some of my favorites are:
    -Nothing is on fire, fire is on things
    -The Japanese flag could actually secretly be a pie chart of how much Japan is Japan (100%)
    -a ton of people is literally 12-15 people
    -history classes are only going to get longer and harder as life goes by
    http://www.boredpanda.com/shower-thoughts-interesting-facts/
     
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    It's not pink, I got yelled at for that.
    I painted the walls, I said,"it's pink",. She got all mad and said,,,,,its mauve
    I had to say that, pink is pink dammit.
     
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    is it possible to turn a pot noodle into actually edible food?
     
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    Hmm.. how do you handcuff a one-armed man?
    Why does quicksand work slowly?
    If you're a pessimist, is your blood type B-negative?
    What if Sims actually have lives and they just don't know they're being controlled by players? Better yet, what if we are someone else's Sims?
    Is it still considered a 'beef' between two arguing Vegans?
     
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    Would say what I think about but its boring. All I think about is my crush and other topics that will make me have an existential chrisis....(thankyou Danisnotonfire for ruining my mind)
     
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    i usually think of dumb things like why do they call chilli chilli because it aint chilli and if i stayed in the shower during a fire will i stay alive
     
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    If you think its butter, but its not...........then what the hell is it?

    Why is it called "Boxing Day" when it has nothing to do with boxes, boxing, fighting, or putting things in boxes?

    Is it called "Black Friday" because of the mayhem, violence, and deaths it causes?
     
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    A very good question. Probably tumblr is the closest thing to animesexual. From 1 to 11 in few pictures. :D 

    Suddenly hundreds of vegans get triggered and they don't know why. :D 
     
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