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  1. Platinumpearl

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    Guys, humanity has been gifted with showerthoughts and we don't even have a forum for them.
    My best: do crabs think fishes can fly.
     
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  2. DAWN NEW GIRL
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    Maybe but they can fly to most backwards.
    My showerthoughts are mainly about the distcuste I have for my body.

    BY FOR NOW
     
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  3. AwkwardnessIsAVirtue
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    In the shower I think of ways I could have won past arguments.
    And I hold imaginary conversations with people that I know
     
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    I do that so often. I'm so glad someone else does it besides me.
     
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    If a pregnant woman goes swimming, she's basically a human submarine...
     
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    Damn that one's good
     
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    Why don't dogs cough? I don't mean like the choking thing they do when they eat grass or whatever, but why don't dogs and cats cough or clear their throat?
     
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    What if what my version of pink which everybody called pink was in fact what they saw as my version of blue.
     
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    My dogs do, all the time...
     
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    If an obese person caught on fire and their fat was burning...would they lose weight if they were saved? Would they be skinny? Cause technically their burning fat... :/ this sounds dumb as hell but sometimes I think about stuff like this
     
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    I think about this a little too much. With scent too. Why do some people love the smell of fresh cut grass but others feel sick? Can fresh cut grass smell like "cookies baking" to one person and "strong chemical bleach" to another? What if "cookies baking" smells pleasant to one person but too strong to another.... @_@
     
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    If a fly loses it's wings does that make it a walk?
     
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    If a girl is on her period and takes a bath is it now considered a blood bath?
     
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    How do you know if sour cream has gone bad?

    If ALL people had manners, would there still be hate?

    If cats supposedly like mice, then why isn't there a mouse flavored cat food?
    If dogs like to eat cat poop, then why isn't there cat poop flavored dog food?

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    If vegetable oil is made from vegetables...........what is baby oil made from?

    Does eating alphabet soup make stupid people smarter?

    What if the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs was actually a UFO that crashed, and humans are the aliens?
     
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    You may be color blind or very talented hehe
    --- Double Post Merged, Nov 18, 2016 ---
    lmbo
     
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    Is there ever a sexuality called animesexual? XD
     
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    Look on tumblr,there probably is one
     
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    If an Icelander and a Cuban had a baby, would it be an IceCube?

    If Peeta was a redhead, would he be gingerbread?

    Why do you bake cookies but cook bacon?
     
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    I usually sing along to Music while showering and thinking if anyone notices me screaming like a idiot. :p 
     
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    Actually my dog does cough
     

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