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  1. Romeo
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    Any interesting or funny case of your life? :D 

    Today! At the part-time job....
    In the seven years that I have worked part-time here, I have never received a tip. There are no such things in Japan. But today, one client gave me an envelope, said that it was for me.... :\ He winked and said that he would come again.... That was a tip right? (about 50 dollars btw) I’m confused . I don't wanna go to work tomorrow :D 
     
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    Well, I think the way I came out as gay is a pretty good story, so here it is:

    This happened this past Pride month, and I was at a band thing for my school. I was hanging out with my queer friends when my mom (who doesn't like LGBT people) pulls me aside to tell me that I can't be friends with them anymore because they're "bad influences". She tells me to tell them in front of her that I can't be friends with them and walks me back over to group. I didn't know what to do to stop this other than coming out and tell her that I have liked girls since 3rd grade, but I didn't want to do it like that. Then I got a grade A idea. My mom, with a smug look on her face, pushed me towards my group, and the rest was history at my school. In my group, was a girl I knew had a crush on me, and I liked her back. I looked at my mom, then back at (fake name Lily) Lily, I asked Lily if she loved me, and if I could kiss her. She agreed. So I pulled her in, leaned over and gave her a good 3 second long kiss, and look back at my mom, who looked horrified. I told her that I have been like this since I was 7, and that this was who I always have been.
     
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    That's great! :D 
    Did she accept you?
     
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    Well once at a job there was a big muscular dude named Tom who was always picking on me. You queer.....about five years later I go into the local gay bar, there is that great big muscular f---er. So I get a long hot coal on the end of my cigarette ready to put it in his ear. The guy gets off his bar stool. Asks if I know who is is I said yeah your Tom. He picks my skinny butt off the ground, ( with one arm), and kisses me right in the mouth. Then demands I never tell anyone about him or he will kill me. I had to laugh so Tom I'm gonna go to work and tell them guess who I say at the gay bar.
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    Saw at the gay bar. Wow some people who hate queers in public are queers in private.
     
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    God I love it, now that's how to come out. God bless her and Lilly.:) 
     
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    I was around 6 or 7 we had just moved from California to Vermont and we were looking around our new house. I went into one of the bedrooms and found dead mice in the electrical sockets and hanging from the ceiling fan. After 2 hours my mom came into the room and found me playing with the dead mice like dolls. I was a weird kid lol.
     
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    It happened yesterday. I was waiting for my train and I sat in front of a woman who was drunk. She kept leaving her bags and laptop with us strangers to walk funny singing and dancing to drink and come back. Everybody was tired and exhausted but she was in a different world.
    When I decided to leave she said to me with the loudest voice at the station "take care sir" people looked at us and they rolled their eyes at her. I was giving her my back I stood for few seconds then I decided it was better to pretend that I did not hear it.
    I mean my eyebrows were waxed, I was wearing skinny pants with shirt. I have no idea why she said sir. Everyone at the train called me "miss". So I don't know. Is it the short hair and baseball cap lol
     
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    I recently got my driver's license, and last week I drove myself home without anyone else in the car for the first time. Here's the catch though: it was at night. So not only was I really nervous about not messing up while driving, I was nervous about not messing up while it's dark outside.

    I started driving as normal. Things were going pretty smoothly. Then I hear a bike rider shout something loud. It shook me up a little, but I let it slide. About halfway through the drive, I stopped at a stoplight, and the car next to me has two people each shouting at me, and then it was all clear why the first guy was shouting. I forgot to turn on my lights. Whoops lol. I was lucky not to get pulled over, but in the end I was so embarrassed that I felt like I never wanted to drive again. Thankfully nothing like that has happened since, but it's still a funny story to remember for me lol.
     
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    When my mom was elderly, I once asked her if she minded me making meals, without asking what she wanted to eat. Mom's answer, "That the second stupidest question, you ever asked me!" As the smart Alec gene in strong in our family, I asked her, " What was the first stupidest question I asked you?" Mom's reply was " When you asked me if I still loved you cause you were gay!" I think I know who I got the smart Alec gene from!
     
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    I always thought about becoming Catholic, so I could go to confession. However the thought kinda scared me, after a few hours of confessing. I could just see the priest throwing me of the confessional saying ," My son your not confessing, you are boasting!"
     
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    I was working as a kitchen porter at this Boutique Hotel in Birmingham during the summer of 2019. I was told by management to take a bucket of ice downstairs. I was carrying the bucket but dropped it all over the wooden stairs. The management saw what happened and there was an awkward silence. I recall one of my favourite managers saying as he was walking downstairs, right let's try not to die here. I had to quickly clean it up before the guests arrived. They never gave me that job again. ^_^;;
     
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    When they started selling rogain for balding guys,the Mikey got a great idea! As poor Mikey doesn't have a happy trail on his stomach, or furry chest or armpits........ Mikey buys some rogain and begins applying same to his chest and a stomach where a happy trail should be. While awaiting my new man fur, I am imagining how I'm gonna go shirtless at every opportunity to show off my new man fur! What a stud I shall be, so nice and furry! After a year of religiously applying rogain, the Mikey did not sprout a single man fur hair. My disappointment knew no bounds, oh well some guy like smooth dudes!
     
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    Sorry for being so late, yes.
     
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    My three year old daughter and i were walking to nursery one day and she stopped walking. I said "move your bum." As i was talking she started to walk but when i stopped talking she stopped walking, stuck her bum out, wiggled it and began to walk again. Thankfully no one was about.
     
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    maybe he was part of the Yakuza, he thought you where someone else,
    hmm probably should not have said that,
    yeah you're going to sleep really well tonight now, haha.
     
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    Haha :D 
    Btw! Sometimes real Yakuza comes to have a dinner with my boss!! But I don't care, cos I'm just a worker :D 
     
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    OK. I just had one. My dog gets embarrassed by me, so I love to embarrass her. I took her out for her last walk and went out in my pajamas. I'm wearing pink pants with little dogs all over them, a black tank with a giant skull made out of rainbow flowers, and the icing is my robe. It is lavender with a hood, but the hood has unicorn ears, eyes and a horn, and there's a glorious rainbow mane down the back. She is notorious for not wanting to go out at night and then not wanting to come back in once I get her out. So I stood on the top step and said, "If you don't come in, I'm going to do a little dance!" She kept staring at me, so I did a cheesy little dance in this outfit with the hood up. She immediately snaps her head around to look and see if anyone sees me. LOL! I started to laugh so hard! But she came right in!
     
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    OMG!
    So last year I was drinking my coffee and it was to hot but I just wanted coffee so I drank it ( tried to) it burnt my tongue and my reflexes kicked in so I spilt it on myself which was great (my mother was sit the chair next to me laughing) that was a great day~~~~~ I got ice-cream to fix my tongue which is a plus haha :D 
     
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    So when I was younger I was pretty sheltered at at the age of 8 I heard the word gay and asked what it meant harmless right? People would tell me it used to mean happy but wouldn't tell me what it meant now... so me being the smartest person ever started going around saying I'm gay every time I had the chance to. My sister eventually pulled me aside and said it meant I'm into the same sex and to never say it again... couple years later she came out and about a week ago I came out to my sister properly maybe not super funny but it was interesting.
     
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    I had asked what the term gay meant and like yours people said "happy" but I guess they are right. Into the same sex and happy. :)  congratulations on coming out to the one you trust. Well done to both of you.

    Best wishes in the future
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