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    Oddly enough, the top of my head is pretty much the only part of me I don't want licked. :D 
     
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    There really is some atrocious ones. A welsh friend of mine once said to a girl who he met in a bar......"have you got any Welsh in you?" The girl said "no" he then replied "Do you want any?" Oddly enough she slapped him and walked off disgusted

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    Hahaha I’ve heard that one before but was Irish not welsh
     
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    "My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear."

    "Ha! Yes I am."

    "Damn! One hour fast again..."
     
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    Oh that's really bad!

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    We endeavour to please. ;) 
     
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    Do you have a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them tonight.

    Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.
     
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    They are almost as bad as how do you like eggs in morning? Fertilised



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    Are you made of nikiel and cel ?
    Cause you look NiCe
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    Are you my exams ? Cause i cant pasa you
     
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    Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot long
     
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    There's nothing wrong with cute pickup lines -- I've had them work on me. But I do think it's best to just start a conversation. A compliment is always good. "Ooo, I really like your dress, nail color, shoes, necklace, etc." Sometimes I get a little overwhelmed and just blurt out, "You're gorgeous!!!" I've never been shooed away, and usually get a good response. It's not a line, but I've found out that if a girl/woman is faced away from me and I put my hands on her shoulders or waist to get her attention, a lot of the time I get a hug, and sometimes even a kiss. I know -- seems highly unlikely -- like a good way to get slapped, but my experience tells me otherwise. Don't think it would work on just any girl though. I think it would have to be one that you felt more than just lust for. I think it works for me because of what they see in my eyes when they turn around. I don't do lust, so there's always something meaningful there. Anyway, my two cents worth.

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    Oh gosh... The pickup lines I used on my ex girlfriend... Laughing and blushing... such a fun time to use the cheesy and weird use to get someone into us. The most cheesy one I have is "I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight instead?" :D 
     

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