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Pick Up Lines

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    Found this gem. Lol

    -Pickup: -Hey girl, feel my shirt? That’s boyfriend material.
    - Savage comeback: It looks a little too clingy and hard to maintain.
     
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    This sounds much better in german:
    ~Are you a door? 'cause I would totally bang you.~
     
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    Me: *phone rings*
    Me: Hey, can you pick up the phone?
    Person: Why?
    Me: It's a pick-up line.
    Person: ???
    Me: *inserts forever-alone meme*

    And this is why I've never used a pick-up line.
     
  4. Kattt91

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    Lol i luv it
     
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    Person: If you look at your keyboard "U" and "I" are together.
    Me: Look underneath... it says JK.
     
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    • What do you like for breakfast? ;]
    • Me: My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on.
      Them: Uhm, yes I do.
      Me: Ah, sorry, it must be 15 minutes fast. ;]
    • You look cold, use me as a blanket. ;]
     
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