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  1. Csulli523

    Csulli523 Bisexual
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    You know my grandpa always told me that when I grew up I'd have to beat guys off me with an ugly stick.
    All I want to know is... can I beat yours?

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    Are you tired coz u have been running round my mind had chat up lines used on me a few times never worked on me but a few have made me chuckle
     
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    Aiyannah Idiotic and Psychotic
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    *writes number on a lime*
    *rolls lime towards you*
    Hey, this is my attempt at a pickup lime.



    *awkward laughing*
    Hahahahahahahaaa Get it?
     
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    In the summer anyway:[​IMG]
     
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    i seem to have lost my phone number, could I have yours?

    Are you august? Because I'm falling for you.
     
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