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Pick Up Lines

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  1. Greyfoxx

    Greyfoxx Am I too sexy for my pants ?
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    An old one but I love it...

    If I told you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me ?
     
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    It’s a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I’m already planning our wedding.
     
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    I was in a straight bar and a guy came up to me and said

    "You've got eyes like a squirrel and you can crack my nuts Any day!"
     
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    Me: What is your favourite meal?
    Potential partner: Macaroni cheese
    Me: So do you prefer that with macaroni or macaronme?
     
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    know what's on the menu? me-n-u
     
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    BiGenderfluid Great Learner
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    Your feet must be tired, cause you been walking through my mind for days!
     
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