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  1. Greyfoxx

    Greyfoxx Am I too sexy for my pants ?
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    An old one but I love it...

    If I told you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me ?
     
  2. Butterfly88
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    It’s a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I’m already planning our wedding.
     
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    I was in a straight bar and a guy came up to me and said

    "You've got eyes like a squirrel and you can crack my nuts Any day!"
     
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    Me: What is your favourite meal?
    Potential partner: Macaroni cheese
    Me: So do you prefer that with macaroni or macaronme?
     
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    know what's on the menu? me-n-u
     
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    Your feet must be tired, cause you been walking through my mind for days!
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    sickstuff Darling, you are a work of art.
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    The difference between you and a shooting star is that my wish has already become reality when I see you.

    It's really a shame that Michelangelo did not get to paint you. If he had, the world would have 8, not 7, wonders.

    Hey, can you me some water? My heart burns for you.

    "How are you?"
    "Good!"
    "I asked how you are and not how you look."

    I love pick up lines. I have this one hetero friend that get just sooo happy when I tell her one, so I learned like 15 of them and tell her one every time I see her. :D 
     
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    When I’m around you I can’t think straight.
     
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    Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world!

    haha gravity falls...
     
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    are you drinking 1% because you think you’re FAT?! because you’re not... you could be drinking whole of you wanted. -Napoleon Dynamite
     
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    Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?
     
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    They say Disneyworld is the happiest place on Earth. Well apparently no one was standing next to you
     
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    "Hi, I think your really kind and good looking and I'd like to get to know you more, would you like to date?"


    :) 
     
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    Haha. This made my day! Thanks.
     
  16. M!st3ryOsa

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    Peter Pan says, think of good things and you can fly. Why is it, I think of you, but I'm falling ... ( ˘ ³˘)♥
     
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    It must be hard being that good looking all the time
     
  18. M!st3ryOsa

    M!st3ryOsa Hot Cookie
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    I no longer use GOOGLE, because the time i met you, I know that the search is over!
    (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
     
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    I may have to use this
    --- Double Post Merged, Jul 31, 2018 ---
    Are you Yahoo? Because you hold all the answers I'm looking for.
     
  20. M!st3ryOsa

    M!st3ryOsa Hot Cookie
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    Hahahahah really
     

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