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  1. SomeRandomUnicorn

    SomeRandomUnicorn A mythical sacred beast
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    Who uses pick up lines?

    Have you ever had any used on you? Did you like it? ;) 

    Pick up line battle! I'll start.

    Are you a pokemon?

    Cause I choose you ~(' - '~)
     
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    Pickup artist: Did it hurt?
    Potential partner: Did what hurt?
    Pickup artist: When you fell from heaven.
     
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  3. Justin Identity
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    Justin Identity i support you
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    can you not see out your left eye because you are looking right.
     
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    SomeRandomUnicorn A mythical sacred beast
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    Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
     
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    Every night I look up into the sky and match every star with a reason that I love you, I was doing great until I ran out of stars
     
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    Jax Fiorella Once you question your own belief, it's over
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    what is a fine person like you doing in this dirty of a mind?
     
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    Jinxie Queen of Dragons
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    Do you know Karate?
    Cause your body is really kicking
     
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  8. YaboiJC
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    Are you the sun? Because your beauty is blinding me...

    What has 4 legs but doesnt have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed, want to fix that?

    Are you a mirror? Because I can see myself inside you!

    *Finger Guns*
     
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    Did it hurt when you broke the surface of the earth when you rose up from Hell?
     
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    I've got a serious eye problem recently, I can't see anything but you these days....

    [​IMG]
     
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    Are you the ionosphere? 'Cause you're really hot.

    Man, I wish I was adenine in rubonucleic acid so I could get paired with U.

    Do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you are sodium fine.
     
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  12. Jax Fiorella
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    Jax Fiorella Once you question your own belief, it's over
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    "Nice outfit!"

    "thanks, they were 30% off at (store name)"

    "How about we go back to my place and get them 100% off?"

    XD i need to stop lol
     
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    Jax_pansyish Could be worse

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    *drops lime at attractive persons feet*
    “Sorry I’m not very good at pick up limes”
     
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  14. Mirandz

    Mirandz Hot Cookie
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    I wish you were my pinky toe so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
     
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  15. Jax Fiorella
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    Jax Fiorella Once you question your own belief, it's over
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    "do me a favor, spell 'me'."

    "M-E"

    "wait, you forgot the d"

    "theres no d in me"

    "I know. want to change that?"
     
  16. Jax Fiorella
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    Jax Fiorella Once you question your own belief, it's over
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    can i read your shirt... in braille?

    not really a pickup line, but its funny
     
  17. Bobbi

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    Your name must be Coca-cola because your so-da-licious!
     
  18. SilentOcelot
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    If I were a pirate, you'll be my booty.
     
  19. Phoenix Reborn
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    Phoenix Reborn MtF, Professional Over Thinker
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    I can put the STD in "Stud," all I need is U

    My brother just told me that one
     
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    rainbowsoul dont know if i should live anymoree

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    subject -sneezes-
    me i would say god bless u but it looks like he already has -wink-
     

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