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Discussion in 'Funny' started by mask1985, Jul 11, 2018 at 1:39 PM.  |  Print Topic

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    Sorry in advance to anyone who sports one of these facial "enhancements" but they seem to be everywhere and I seriously don't find them attractive. You are immediately ruling yourself out of any romantic encounter with me and believe me that's not something you want to just idly throw away. I know it's my problem and I shouldn't be so shallow but come on guys all I want to do is smooch your lovely smooth face. I also don't want thigh rash..... :) 
     
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    Bahahahaha! Sorry, this bit got me :p 
     
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    I'm the opposite. You don't have a beard I'm not Interested.
     
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    You look good with a beard. I don't.
     
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    Aww. Thanks Barefoot :) 
     
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    I love the way beards look, but I agree about the rash... *clears throat and averts her eyes* Anyway, thank you for making me laugh today.
     
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    Wish someone would let me give them a beard rash. I need some dick in my life asap
     
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    What he said :) 
     
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    I'll shave and then book some flights.
     
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    Cheers mate xD
     
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    So like. Imma need a couch, a chat and some whiskey first
     
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