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    Sorry in advance to anyone who sports one of these facial "enhancements" but they seem to be everywhere and I seriously don't find them attractive. You are immediately ruling yourself out of any romantic encounter with me and believe me that's not something you want to just idly throw away. I know it's my problem and I shouldn't be so shallow but come on guys all I want to do is smooch your lovely smooth face. I also don't want thigh rash..... :) 
     
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    Bahahahaha! Sorry, this bit got me :p 
     
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    I'm the opposite. You don't have a beard I'm not Interested.
     
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    You look good with a beard. I don't.
     
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    Aww. Thanks Barefoot :) 
     
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    I love the way beards look, but I agree about the rash... *clears throat and averts her eyes* Anyway, thank you for making me laugh today.
     
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    Wish someone would let me give them a beard rash. I need some dick in my life asap
     
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    What he said :) 
     
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    I'll shave and then book some flights.
     
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    Cheers mate xD
     
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    So like. Imma need a couch, a chat and some whiskey first
     
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    I'm growing a beard. Does that count? :p 

    I love guys with beards. Been noticing how sexy beards are. Still got some fuzz, given time, that fuzz will become sexy ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
     
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    Only clean shaved? What about stubble? I like beard and facial hair a lot, but not too much of it to make me look for his actual face. I generally like arm/leg hair, too, I don't know why but they make me feel like I want to bite into the flesh. You know what I mean, do you??? Or ...Am I an animal??
     
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    I'm deffo with you on the biting [smooth only!] but I have a strange relationship with hair. If its soft, light and downy like on arms for example then that's OK but hairy chests are a big turn off. Just a moustache looks plain weird to me as does the Amish style of beard without moustache [so sorry if anyone is offended its just my opinion] and any other sort of beard even sculpted does not grab me. The guy would have to be exceptionally good looking in other ways for me to consider stubble. :) 
     
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    How can you not find this hot?
     
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    Honestly he scares me :-O
    I like girly boys - sorry :) 
     
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    That’s the kind of guy I wish I looked like I’d eat that up
     
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    Hehe you'd have no competition from me I'd be out the door :) 
     
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