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Bad Pick Up Lines

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  1. Digi Destined
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    Digi Destined UN➊ THΞ ⒸAT
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    i got the best worst pick up line.

    hey babe want to go to that new forum notathoughtgiven iirc
     
  2. carsonk
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    carsonk genderqueer kid and general cool dude
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    you must be made from copper and tellurium because you are cute.


    yes its horrible but its my best shot. (clearly i've been spending to much time studying for my chemistry exam)
     
  3. Notathoughtgiven
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    Notathoughtgiven The Queen of Drama on LGBT forums
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    [​IMG]
    --- Double Post Merged, Dec 5, 2016 ---
    Your so funny

    [​IMG]
     
    #103 Notathoughtgiven, Dec 5, 2016
    Last edited: Dec 5, 2016
  4. belzAr
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    'Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you just gave me a footlong'
    'Hey girl are you German? 'Cause I wanna be Ger-man!'
     
  5. belzAr
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    "'Hey girl, I wanna squirtle on your jiggly-puffs, if you know what i'm sayin'" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
  6. ELMR
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    why pokemon
     
  7. belzAr
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    'Roses are red, violets are blue, if you were a Pokemon i'd choose you'
     
  8. ___Ryan___

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    Do you like to sleep? C
    Do you like dreaming? Cause I'll make your wildest dreams come true ;) 
    --- Double Post Merged, Dec 26, 2016 ---
    Do you like to sleep? C
    Do you like dreaming? Cause I'll make your wildest dreams come true ;) 
     
  9. Dabi
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    Dabi Mettaton, but existential and nihilistic as FUCK
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    My name is Dabi, but you can call me





    ANYTIME
     
  10. Jade325
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    Jade325 Addictive Contributor
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    I saw this one online: "Hey, you left something back there...My phone number..." its terrible ik
     
  11. DragonBorn

    DragonBorn Hot Cookie
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    If your pussy is a mine than can I be Steve and mine in it
     
  12. Jaiden
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    Are you from heaven? Because you're the only ten I see.
    I think I'm doing this wrong help
     
  13. Ola Kvelstad
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    I don't know if someone has wrote this but.

    "Hey Babe, you like a bit bent, let me straighten you out"

    Comin from a straight guy...howdy!

    Going back to my sinking ship hehe
     
  14. amelia renee
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    Hey, did you fall from heaven? Yeah? Well so did Satan.

    Not sure where that one came from originally, but it's amusing.
     
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    Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and i want s'more
     
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    Somebody call the fire department, because you are smokin!
     
  17. Joshka Jansen

    Joshka Jansen I can be a good friend and a horrific enemy.
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    If youre in Starbucks or some other coffee place.

    I like you a latte
     
  18. emchado
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    call the police, because you've stolen my heart :) 
     
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    I was at a bar once where this guy, a total stranger, walks up to me and asks me if I want to fuck. He was so "matter-of-fact" about it, I laughed. Generally though, not a good pick-up line.
     
  20. Halloween
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    Halloween ♫ This is Halloween, everybody make a scene ♫
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