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Discussion in 'Funny' started by Kirin, May 1, 2016.
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her comes a rude one
Life is like a penis ,relaxed and free,
It's the woman that makes it hard.
Would you like to play a game?
Thats ok, you won me anyway.
(yeah, I know....pathetic)
Hey, are you a car door?
Because I wanna slam you
I know that was bad lol
Are those space pants you're wearing? Cuz that ass is out of this world.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ?
Not in my case.
I don't know if it has been already said but...
"Are you a camera, because every times I look at you I smile "
Are you free tonight or do I have to pay?
Thais isn't so Mutch a pick up line as just a nice thing to say
Crush: *is about to pout make up on there face *
Crush: why ?
You: yore messing with perfection
I'm going to use this, next time I go out
Do you have a map?
Because I'm lost in your eyes
I've heard the one, "tonight, you'll need to wear a helmet, because I'm going to blow your mind."
Are you my pinky toe?
Because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
Here's one I heard a friend say once to a girl:
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
Did it hurt when u fell from heaven?
no but i did scrape my knee crawlin outta hell
did ur father put the stars in ur eyes?
no he stabbed them in
u look so cuddly!!
i will rip u apart im like a polar bear but worst
'I know you're a virgin'
I still talked to the guy because I was not ashamed to be a virgin at 19. But he had no chance haha..
Hey, girl. I love your avator.
Do you come here often?
Not enough for you to notice until now LOL
Got time for a quickie?
For me that would be true LOL