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  1. Jazz
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    her comes a rude one


    Life is like a penis ,relaxed and free,
    It's the woman that makes it hard.
     
  2. MisterTinkles
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    Would you like to play a game?

    Thats ok, you won me anyway.


    (yeah, I know....pathetic)
     
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    Hey, are you a car door?
    Because I wanna slam you ;) 

    I know that was bad lol
     
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    Are those space pants you're wearing? Cuz that ass is out of this world.
     
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    You know how they say skin is the largest organ?

    Not in my case.


    [​IMG]
     
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    I don't know if it has been already said but...
    "Are you a camera, because every times I look at you I smile :) "
    xD
     
  7. CitizenErased
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    CitizenErased I'm a slave to your games
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    Are you free tonight or do I have to pay?
     
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    Thais isn't so Mutch a pick up line as just a nice thing to say

    Crush: *is about to pout make up on there face *
    You: stop
    Crush: why ?
    You: yore messing with perfection
     
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    I'm going to use this, next time I go out
     
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    Do you have a map?
    Because I'm lost in your eyes
     
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    I've heard the one, "tonight, you'll need to wear a helmet, because I'm going to blow your mind."
     
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    Are you my pinky toe?

    Because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
     
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    Here's one I heard a friend say once to a girl:

    You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
     
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    Did it hurt when u fell from heaven?
    no but i did scrape my knee crawlin outta hell


    did ur father put the stars in ur eyes?
    no he stabbed them in
     
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    u look so cuddly!!
    i will rip u apart im like a polar bear but worst
     
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    'I know you're a virgin'

    I still talked to the guy because I was not ashamed to be a virgin at 19. But he had no chance haha..
     
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    Carlita Lesbian and Lovin' It!
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    Hey, girl. I love your avator.
     
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    Notathoughtgiven The Queen of Drama on LGBT forums
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    Do you come here often?

    Not enough for you to notice until now :p  LOL
     
  19. Barefoot
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    Got time for a quickie?
     
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    Notathoughtgiven The Queen of Drama on LGBT forums
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    For me that would be true :p  LOL
     

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