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Bad Pick Up Lines

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    Oh, you like bad boys?

    Imma baaaaaaaaaaaaad boy!
     
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    I make more money than you can spend.
     
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    Me: My favorite letters are A, B, C, and E
    Girl: What about D?
    Me: D will be your favorite thing in a minute

    Lol im not even a boy tho
     
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    "If I were a double helix I'd unzip your genes"
     
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    will YuGiOh out on a date with me?
     
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    see the nerd in me thinks that's a brilliant pick up line...

    I had someone used a star wars spoiler as an attempt pick up line
     
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    Does this smell like chloroform to you ?
     
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    what did the gay cowboy say to his partner?

    y'all cum back now, ya'hear?
     
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    I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonald's. I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it.
     
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    No kidding, I've gotten the one about the space pants...I'm so good at ignoring people like that, so it took me 3 days to think about it enough to laugh so hard I would have tipped him for just the giggle...

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'll have to change mine up and try that one :) 
     
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    I really don't get hit on much that I know of because I end up feeling like I got insulted instead..,No mush, lead with the truth :D 

    From me: "Hey, those are some really nice shoes! Wanna fuck?"

    and to me: "Nice tats, you know those are permanent, right? (followed by more thoughtless drivel that since I had nothing good to say, I just handed over a card for my shop and said politely "I'm not working right now, but if you stop in the shop I'll make sure the jailbait at the front counter answers all your questions about a subject you'll never even entertain"

    I think, so far that I really prefer the honest and funny ones. I'll appreciate funny much more than being called Kat Von D or being asked "how many" tattoos I have...
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    Honestly, that would totally work on me...LMFAO
     
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    My Top 3:

    1: Is your dad a terrorist, 'cause you're the bomb.
    2: Are you a 90 degree angle, 'cause you're looking right.
    3: Did you fart, 'cause you blew me away.

    No wonder I'm single...
     
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    Have you ever been a live audience member at an authentic Rocky Horror Picture Show?

    This line is from one of the "back row" lines people yell at one part in the movie....


    Your legs are like peanut butter.........
    Smooth
    Creamy
    and easy to spread
     
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    I would have had to play along with the fart one, but had to correct them and say that I was just blowing kisses...XOXO
     
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    NICE ONE.
     
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    Do you have a Band-Aid?

    Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
     
  20. Kirin
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    How do you feel about crime?
    Cause the things I want to do to you, are barely legal.

    I think I need an ambulance!
    Why?
    Cause your so beautiful I had a heart attack.

    Let's play baseball you pitch I'll catch.
     

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