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  1. Kirin
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    Give you worst, share your best.

    What pick up line have been used on you?
    What lines are just plain nose curling or made you snort?


    Make us laugh till we wheeze.
     
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    How about, "You remind me of my father (or mother)!"

    The proper response is, "So, are you into incest?" :D 
     
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    LEts tame the beast!
     
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    Are you a vampire?
    Because in my eyes you sparkle!
     
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    I actually liked Twilight!
     
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    Are you a vampire?
    No?
    A werewolf doesn't matter,
    because I want your bite!

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    kill me now this is why I shouldn't be allowed near puns
     
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    Alright, someone needs to be the one to say a dirty one so here it goes.

    Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
     
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    Oh well if we'd like to go down I can meet you at floor level.
    ~
    you exclaim: Owe!
    person: what?
    I can tell just by looking at you, my knees are going to hurt tomorrow

    other way:

    Do your knee's hurt?
    No?
    They will tomorrow.

    XD
     
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    I loling my ass off!
     
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    [I may or may not be making these up as I go.]

    Do you like sleep?
    Yes.
    to bad you won't be getting any with me.

    or

    Good you'll be getting to do that with me
    or
    good you can sleep with me
     
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    Another one.

    Wanna play kite? I lay down, you blow and we’ll see how high you can make me.
     
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    freaking A *I DIED A BIT*

    ~~~
    Do you like magic tricks?
    Cause I'm about to blow your mind.
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    If we are walking this line I'm falling of the tight rope.
     
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    This one is a used one but I love this one.

    Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right?
    Person: No, 26.
    Me: Silly me, I forgot the U R A Q T.
    Person: Thats 25.
    Me: I know, you can get the D later.
     
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    XD
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    Ok after I say wanna remove the d from duck and replace it with an f
    Wanna.....
    --- Double Post Merged, May 1, 2016 ---
    Are you from Equestria ?
    Cause you could be my little pony.

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    dont ask I dont even watch the show I dont even know where this came from cept my brain
     
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    I watch the show... It is good...
     
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    You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
     
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    Are you sure your not an angel?
    That's good because tonight we are going to sin.
     
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    are you an angel? cause i have a boner. smoooth~
     
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    The night is dark and full of terrors, so you should take me with you.
     
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    In raussia they say, "can I Putin my penis i n Vagimer!"
     
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