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Anyone have any funny gay jokes?

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    Not a joke, exactly: just something that happened to me once.

    A friend and I were in town, doing the shops:

    Her: "I'm feeling so much better since I came out."
    Me: "What?? Darling! I didn't know you were queer!"
    Her: "...OF THE HOUSE, IDIOT!"

    :D 
     
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    :skype-rofl:  I would die :p 
     
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    There's this trans guy I know from outside of here and he was joking that his hormone injections should be called anti-CIS-tamines (as opposed to antihistamines).
     
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    why is 6 afraid of 7?
     
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    'Cause 7 8 9
     
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    I like your way of thinking :D 
     
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    Why did the gay man get mad at his boyfriend? He told him to straighten up.
     
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    Heres one of my gay memes

    Daughter: Dad I'm lesbian
    Father: OK
    Daughter 2: I'm also lesbian
    Father: god dam dosent anyone like d*cks in this house?
    Son: I do!
    Father: (faints)
     
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    A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds “Oh. I’m terribly sorry. You see, I’m so gay I can’t even park straight.''
     
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    - Dad! Someone called me gay!
    - Son! It's 100% Ok with me to beat this kid up! go ahead and do it now
    - I can't he's too cute
     
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    - I can't wait for you to come over this weekend!
    + We're gonna have fun!
    - Gay fun!!!!
    + o.o I mean... if you want to
    - DAMN! I MEAN YAY. YAY FUN!
    + I was kinda looking forward to the gay fun

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    What do you call a gay dinosaur?
    A megasaurass
     
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    Ok I heard this one a long time ago

    3 gay men sleeping in a bed when one of them wakes up and says oh my god I just had a dream that I got jacked off the other gay guy is like wow no way so did I, then gay guy in the middle of them says you 2 a crazy well I had a dream I went skiing
     
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    Not gay but... “ What’s the difference between a vitamin and a hormone ?”

    “ you can’t hear the vitamin”.........
     
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    Lmfao mood
     
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    In primary school I was bullied by a nasty piece of works, often being called a sissy and getting bashed senseless. My next door neighbour, an ex professional boxer and later martial arts instructor spotted my black eye and asked me how I’d acquired it. When I explained I was being targeted by a bully at school he got my parents permission to teach me how to fight. I told nobody at school until I felt I could look after myself. The next time I was attacked I beat the pulp out of the little twerp in front of my schoolmates. He never came near me again.
    Many years later meeting some foreign students at the central railway station (I had a wonderful Gov’t job) I spotted Michael Thorn the school bully wobbling down the platform in full drag and approached him. “Michael” I enquired "Do you remember little Johny from state school who bashed you up?” He took a close look at me, pulled off his stilettos and ran off down the platform.
    One of the highlights of my existence on planet earth. Still brings me joy just thinking about it.
    And here’s my nasty side, I took a great deal of pleasure when I spotted this bastard to notice he made a very, very ugly drag queen.
     
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