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Anyone have any funny gay jokes?

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    Not a joke, exactly: just something that happened to me once.

    A friend and I were in town, doing the shops:

    Her: "I'm feeling so much better since I came out."
    Me: "What?? Darling! I didn't know you were queer!"
    Her: "...OF THE HOUSE, IDIOT!"

    :D 
     
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    :skype-rofl:  I would die :p 
     
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    There's this trans guy I know from outside of here and he was joking that his hormone injections should be called anti-CIS-tamines (as opposed to antihistamines).
     
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    Monday morning Jennifer calls her Boss,

    "Hey Anthony, just calling to let you know I'm not coming in today, I really dont feel good today, I just got no energy, I won't be able to make it into work."

    The boss replies,

    "You know Jennifer, we could really do with your help today,
    this is why you need someone in your life,
    Look when I feel like this I go to my wife and I have sex her, she makes me feel so good, and I'm ready for work after. You should try that."

    2 hours later Jennifer calls,
    "Hey Anthony, I followed your advise and you where right, now I do feel great!! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you have a lovley house.
     
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    One day during family dinner the youngest son Sammy asks his father,
    Daddy, what is the difference between potential and reality?

    The Father then turns to his wife and gives her a question,
    Would you sleep with Johnny Depp for $1 million?
    Certainly, I would never waste such opportunity,

    He then turns to his teenage daughter,
    Katlin, would you sleep with Tom Holland for $1 million?
    Well yeah! He's like my fantasy, I have his posters and everything.

    The Father then looks to his eldest son Joe and asks,
    Would you sleep with Tom Holland for a million bucks?
    Eldest son thinks about it and says,
    Why not? I could do a lot with that money, So yeah, I'd do him.

    Then The Father turns back to his youngest son Sammy,
    You see, Sammy, Potentially we are sitting with multi-millionaires but in reality we are sitting with two prostitutes and one gayboy…
     
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    why is 6 afraid of 7?
     
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    'Cause 7 8 9
     

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