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Anyone have any funny gay jokes?

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    lets get one thing straight... I'm not
    Stop saying gay jokes, cum on guys.
    i was gonna say some gay jokes - butt fuck it!
     
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    What do you call a gay dentist?
    A tooth fairy.

    How do you get 4* gay guys to sit on the 1 stool?
    Turn it upside down.
    (*Depends on how many legs your stool has...)

    What do call a gay boxer?
    Fruit punch.

    What do you call a bunch of homosexual lions?
    Gay pride.

    What is a gay drive-by?
    When someone throws Skittles at you from a moving vehicle.

    What does a gay horse eat?
    HAAAAAAAAAY!

    I know a few others that are a lil dirty but I don't think they're appropriate to put here. XD
     
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    Why do gay Christians love cannabis? Because the Bible says that men who sleep together should be stoned.
     
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    Let's get something straight, I'm not!
     
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    What do you call an Irish lesbian?

    Gaylick
     
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    Not mine :D 
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    Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went into the club house to take care of the bill.

    The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder and he''s so successful that he gave a friend a new home - for free."

    The second man said, "My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He''s so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillacs."
    The third man, not wanting to be outdone bragged, "My son is a stock broker and he''s doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio."

    The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?"

    The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay. I''m not totally thrilled about it, but he must be good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, two cars, and a stock portfolio."
     
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    A gay joke I heard in the 1980s and not to offend anyone but just to share it in case anyone hasn't heard it already.

    What do you call an upside down bar stool in a gay bar?

    Seating for 4!

    Because I myself have had homosexual relationships and have had entry into me, I found this acceptably funny, but I can also see some who might be offended by it because it uses a stereotype of gays. To me a joke sometimes is acceptably funny when a person who is part of that group tells it among each other vs someone who isnt a part of that group, because the context of the humor is different. If it were a hetero guy saying the joke it would sound like they are making fun of gays because of their unacceptance and stereotype of them, while someone who is part of that group saying it is not laughing at the gay anal part but laughing at the site of us 4 sitting close together on the bottom side up of a bar stool because while not every gay guy out there would do this, I have met some over the years who would get with 3 others and be carefully seated still standing on their legs but rear entry to be funny in the place and have everyone laughing at them as jokers who bring it to that level of joking around because thats the type of funny guys I have met through the years. When i told them this joke, they told me they could see themselves doing that because it would be a funny scene, but for outsiders to say the joke its not really acceptable when its making fun of gays in a stereotype way that they all have to have anal etc and I know many who dont do or like anal and are happy with it only going as far as being a couple kissing and others who are oral only but never anal etc.
     
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    Perfect.
     
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    What do you call a gay scientist?
    A homo-geneous.
     
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    Bisexuals are great.
    They’re not gay.
    They’re not straight.
    They’re graight!
     
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    A guy goes into a bar, asks for 5 martinis. The bartender asks what's the big occasion. The guy says, my first blowjob. The bartender answers, "Congrats, have another drink on me." The customer, "No thanks, if these drinks don't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
     

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