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Anyone have any funny gay jokes?

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  1. Solana
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    I just need some funny gay (lgbt in general) jokes/puns to share with all my friends (and they dont have to be pg lol).
     
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    By the Bi, (see what i did there) here are some Bi jokes/puns.

    People always say good-Bi's are hard, usually takes a few minutes.

    I can make some Bi jokes, but they could be taken either way.

    Person One: "Hey what was it like when you came out as Bi to your family?"
    Person Two: "It really caught them Bi surprise."

    What's it called when a Bisexual person goes from liking a guy, to liking a girl, and then back again?..... The Bi-Cycle.

    Okay that's all i've got for now. Bi Bi now.

    (Okay that's actually it for now haha)
     
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    Where do you call a town full of homosexuals?
    A Gayborhood.

    What do you call an annoying gay man?
    A pain in the ass.

    Hear about the new gay sitcom?
    "Leave it, it's Beaver."

    Whats a homos favorite planet?
    Uranus

    What do you call a gay boxer?
    Fruit Punch!

    What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
    Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there.
     
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    I first heard this joke about 60 years ago:

    Q: How does a queer hold his liquor?
    A: By the ears.

    Historical note: before the "sexual revolution" of the 1960s, oral sex was considered something that "nice people" just didn't do! Since it was such a "demeaning" act, needless to say it was associated with us "homos." That, of course, made the joke so much funnier! :rolleyes: 
     
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    As first I didn't get it.

    Then I thought "OH! Is it licker?"
     
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    Q:What's the difference between a straight and gay guy?
    A: About 6 litres of beer
     
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    I find this funny for multiple reasons!
     
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    That's the idea.

    That is like the only one I have though :/
     
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    Was gonna make a gay joke butt fuck it.
     
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    There was this funny Twitter post a while back, I don't remember the exact wording or the author but it went something like "My eyeliner isn't straight but neither is my sexuality so at least I'm consistent."
     

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