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  1. Solana
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    I just need some funny gay (lgbt in general) jokes/puns to share with all my friends (and they dont have to be pg lol).
     
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    By the Bi, (see what i did there) here are some Bi jokes/puns.

    People always say good-Bi's are hard, usually takes a few minutes.

    I can make some Bi jokes, but they could be taken either way.

    Person One: "Hey what was it like when you came out as Bi to your family?"
    Person Two: "It really caught them Bi surprise."

    What's it called when a Bisexual person goes from liking a guy, to liking a girl, and then back again?..... The Bi-Cycle.

    Okay that's all i've got for now. Bi Bi now.

    (Okay that's actually it for now haha)
     
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    Where do you call a town full of homosexuals?
    A Gayborhood.

    What do you call an annoying gay man?
    A pain in the ass.

    Hear about the new gay sitcom?
    "Leave it, it's Beaver."

    Whats a homos favorite planet?
    Uranus

    What do you call a gay boxer?
    Fruit Punch!

    What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
    Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there.
     
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    I first heard this joke about 60 years ago:

    Q: How does a queer hold his liquor?
    A: By the ears.

    Historical note: before the "sexual revolution" of the 1960s, oral sex was considered something that "nice people" just didn't do! Since it was such a "demeaning" act, needless to say it was associated with us "homos." That, of course, made the joke so much funnier! :rolleyes: 
     
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    As first I didn't get it.

    Then I thought "OH! Is it licker?"
     
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    Q:What's the difference between a straight and gay guy?
    A: About 6 litres of beer
     
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    I find this funny for multiple reasons!
     
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    That's the idea.

    That is like the only one I have though :/
     
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    Was gonna make a gay joke butt fuck it.
     
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    There was this funny Twitter post a while back, I don't remember the exact wording or the author but it went something like "My eyeliner isn't straight but neither is my sexuality so at least I'm consistent."
     
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    I've got a really cool one...
    What do you call a phone that gays don't use?
    A homophone
     
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    having gay parents must suck, you either get twice the number of dad jokes, or an endless loop of go ask your mom.
     
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  14. MartinTheBisexual
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    I think you misunderstood that so let me be perfectly queer.
    Did you hear about the 2 gay men that got into a fight in a bar? They were ejected for exchanging blows.
    Well that's it and this is a promising thread, keep them cumming
     
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    Homoflexible: when you’re gay and u can do the splits
     
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    I didn't come out of the closet. I came out of the cupboard with all the other pans.

    What's my favorite animal? A PANda.

    What do you call a gay marine animal? Homosexuwhale

    I've been trying to figure out my sexuality but can't. I'm really starting to PANic.
    (sorry for the fact they're all lame puns)
     
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    How can you pick out an asexual man in a nudist colony?

    It's not hard.
     
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    "I recently came out as a lesbian to my parents. I came home one afternoon with my girlfriend and my dad asked, 'are you staying here for dinner or are you eating out?' He began laughing hysterically. Ugh. Dad jokes."
     

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